The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Prescott slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.