The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.