The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Prescott throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.