The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Prescott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.