The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.