The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Prescott's stadium. Only over Prescott.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.