The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.