The Kneel-Down Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.