The Late Scratch Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Prescott's stadium. Only over Prescott.
- Prescott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.