The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“The broadcast shows Prescott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Prescott's stadium. Only over Prescott.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
75%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.