The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.