The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.