The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Prescott, the end zone is a rumor.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.