The Sideline-Scold Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Prescott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.