The Kneel-Down Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Prescott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.