The Pick-Six Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.