The Checkdown Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Prescott takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
73%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.