The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Prescott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.