The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.