The Late Scratch Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.