The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.