The Intentional Grounding Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.