The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cowboys, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.