The Blown Coverage Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cowboys defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Cowboys scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.