The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cowboys defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cowboys drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.