The Blown Coverage Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Cowboys scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.