The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Carter runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.