The Phantom Holding Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Carter will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Carter's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.