The Dropped Pass Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Carter's stadium. Only over Carter.
91%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.