The Phantom Flag Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Carter will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.