The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Carter gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.