The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Ref: "Number Carter, that's a flag." Carter: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Carter drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.