The Late Scratch Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Carter's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.