The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
- Carter goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Carter drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.