The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Carter was due a breakout.
- Carter scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Carter drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.