The Late Scratch Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Carter's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.