The Shadow Coverage Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.