The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Carter's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.