The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Carter is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Carter's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.