The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Carter does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.