The Phantom Flag Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Samuel Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Samuel Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.