The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.