The Dropped Pass Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Samuel Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.