The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Samuel Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.