The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Samuel Sr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Samuel Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.