The Dropped Pass Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Samuel Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.