The Dropped Pass Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Samuel Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Samuel Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.