The Dropped Pass Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Samuel Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Samuel Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.