The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Drummond gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.