The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.